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Where is god?1

Classmates?2

Kids theories of science3

Choose the Right One3

Czech Dissident4

Working in the garden5

Frozen to death5

Translate your CV6

Signs＆Notices7

Advertising Terms 18

Advertising Terms 29

The Bank Robber10

Mother In Law11

The Balloonist and the Programmer12

Two-Cow philosophy13

Out of the mouths of babes14

Product Labels16

A rich man goes to heaven18

Air hostess19

Climbing the stairs20

Yet another“technical support”20

Birthday belief systems21

Doctors＆mechanics23

The Microsoft waiter23

You and your boss25

Swapping professional secrets26

Hit the floor—A true story26

The job interview28

Farmer joes accident29

A bad hairdresser day30

Woman held hostage by pillsbury biscuit33

George W.Bush Bible—His favorite Bible verse34

The“noisy cactus”That Turned out to Have Thousands of Tarantulas In It35

Live on a Cruise Liner Rather than a Retirement Facility?36

The hunters who end up dynamiting a brand new SUV and their dog on a frozen lake38

The danger of Green Grass Snakes39

The Louisiana lawyer who was asked to prove title on a piece of property“back to its origin”42

The Arkansas woman who thought the rapture was taking place and got killed on a highway43

Insulting voice mail at Pacific Palisades High School45

Stories about crazy questions from government employees to travel agents46

The man who owed zero and had to pay zero to correct his bill49

A dogs eye view of the world51

Adopt an NBA player52

A French teachers memories:a short nap55

A French teachers memories:boys are not born in cabbage fields56

A French teachers memories:first day at school57

A happy relationship with animals59

A true story from the japanese embassy in US61

Customer care in 202061

Eternal wit63

Funniest letters to God from children68

Funny sayings—simply bad life tips70

Hello sir!72

How to spot a fib72

Humor quotations—top 35 funny quotations by famous comedians73

I got to play an April fools joke before I was born77

Interview repartees79

Losing your voice81

Memo:forbidden colors85

Mick's curriculum vitae87

My pet peeves89

Not your average Sunday morning91

Politically correct Christmas carols and holiday songs94

Practical jokes list99

Psychiatric psychiatrist—a joke on psychiatry101

Re-incarnation is real103

Sell your phones104

Teacher arrested106

The top 10 all time worst jokes about piano players107

Three tortoises109

To see or not to see110

When the father becomes the groom112

Assorted parenting funnies114

Birthing drugs for dads116

The bus driver's name119

Football fever119

I am NOT superwoman!121

In the eyes of the beholder123

Family life with jordy126

Parents of teenagers:all we ask for is just a little information127

Losin'it130

I married a computer fanatic132

Mixed nuts134

Mommy Olympics136

My mom,the spy138

Pleasant Evening Out139

Potty Mouth142

President mom145

Incorporating a referee's techniques into real life146

Salad days149

A Self-Diagnostic for Mothers with Deficient Noun Disease151

Sensory warfare154

Teaching sons to date159

Truths161

It was the night before Christmas when all through the mall163

A mother's perspective on Valentine's Day165

It's a wonderful life—before you read between the lines167

You may be the parent of a teenager if169

Speeding ticket172

Big game hunting173

Optimism174

Excuse notes received by teachers175

Things you did not know176

Robber tried to deposit loot at the same bank178

Anice idea178

Honest advertising179

Female reindeer180

Announcements from the pulpit181

The deaf man181

A new job182

Insurance claim183

More technical support184

Sleeping at work?186

Famous mothers187

Army insurance189

Don't you remember190

Never work again191

Feel like a woman192

Good communication193

The crow and the rabbit194

Strange laws195

Give generously and sleep better?196

Help with statistics199

Florida court sets atheist Holy day202

Actual Australian court docket 12659 case of the pregnant lady203

The Saga of the Hotel Soap204

“Freezing the balls off the brass monkey,”a navy phrase about cannon balls208

Declaration of revocation209

Website that offers a search of U.S.driver's licenses215

Correspondence Between a Naval Officer and His Superiors in 1870216

The two friends who died trying to get into a metallica concert and earned a darwin award218

Burning mouse takes revenge by burning down house219

Healings at barack obama rallies220

The width of railroad tracks is based on a history that extends back to roman chariots222

The word“shit”meant“ship high in transit”224

Kerry supporter who stole bush campaign sign is arrested for multiple crimes225

15 reasons why salesmen are the best lovers227

911-actual call228

Bad breath love229

Bad days and bad timing230

Bv chronicles232

Car broken down234

Chocolate prison234

Circus owner in bar237

Confessions of a reality TV junkie238

Donkey eats buyer's money240

Double peppermint schnapps on the rocks241

Driving distractions:do you need cream and sugar?243

Duct tape245

Dumb luck246

Eye spy potatoes248

Fed up candy lashes out at unsuspecting parade goers250

Finding　lost children251

First month routine253

Funny things we dream254

Give them an inch256

Heaven gets re-zoned257

He had it coming,your honor259

How to get attention,or:as you read this,you feel an irresistible urge to go on reading!262

How to marry a wealthy guy265

I do not like Cable T-V!!!271

I Killed Santa Claus273

Important safety tip275

It's all about seeing the signs277

Junior economics279

Keeping Manfred clean281

Laughing toward truth:six tips for lighthearted thinkers283

Learning precision286

Lizard induced schoolgirl screams287

Making 2006,like,a big deal and stuff289

Military wives291

Mri humor:its still resonating,by golly!293

New mobile applications shock market295

Opposites attract laughter304

Painful lessons from the maternity ward305

Paying for the War308

Pee here now310

(not so) outgoing mail313

Perks of global warming315

Picking politicians as hurricane names318

Politician offices of nano tube construction319

Pool sweep shark robot320

Potent pachyderms321

Read this article if you want to hunt the spotted owl323

Rock and roll dance—is it heaven or is it hell?324

Rural relocation—considerations and adjustments327

Saving SpongeBob using high tech332

Should all lawyers be killed?335

Slip-sliding on a peel336

Someone at Walmart hates me338

Spare change342

Stained glass studio humor helps to overcome adversity—don't be like Milo343

Stopping bad breath bart347

Stun gun cat food robotic shocker350

Survival instinct351

Sweet vengeance353

Tales of a spectator356

The alternating traffic merge amendment to the constitution362

The brilliant rejection dating maneuver366

The day the toilet bit me371

The drowning spool375

The drunk goose massacree377

The finer points of poverty379

The hidden driveway381

The jokes on you—who should be the butt of your jokes?382

The long way around384

The road to obesity387

The way it used to be389

They are finally revealed390

This song won't be turned into a dance391

To make and break!393

Very precise fortune cookies395

View from the stage:six pounds tall!397

Wanted:treadmill for an elephant399

What are you in for?400

What if bird flu is listening to the news repots402

When humans and dogs collide:negotiations for todays changing times403

When pigs fly405

Who are they trying to fool?407

The diary of a 4 years old boy409

A mother's perspective on a balanced universe411

Batman413

Because she's your mother—That's why!418

Blarney and chocolate fudge421

Boys and their toys422

Trust during a business trip425

Children,in order to have a Merry Christmas,please follow these rules428

Children's future:bursting bubbles433

How I spent my Christmas vacation434

Dancing with Math436

Delusions of Christmas grandeur438

Dining out with women441

How to discipline your parents443

Be mine—You foolish,foolish man449

Funny quotes from kids451

Say goodbye to travelling light452

Hide and speak454

Husband sickness(or sick of my husband)455

Infant as a second language457

A good Interior decorator never tacks bobby Sherman to her wall459

The joy of a box463

Kid code of honor465

Laundry is a heavy load467

The laundry queen469

Days of whine and(someone send me)roses473

Little boys476

Lost mommie478

Missing my maternal memory479

Math homework help:a calculated response482

Maximum Security HELL484

Merging traditions487

Mommy bill of rights489

The mommy rat race492

Mom quits smoking—family in withdrawal493

Conversation?Momversation495

Mother's Day:my favorite no fuss holiday497

Mum's the word—on school calendars499

NASCAR501

Hey you!Outta the kitchen!503

Peanut butter:kid's secret for beautiful skin505

Permit Day507

Pickles and hiccups509

Mom is not a mantra512

Relationships top 10515

Road trip517

Sins of the mother518

Sugar and spice522

The terminator524

The bad word525

The things we do for love527

This old(dog)house529

Three kids in a parking lot531

Virtual bonding533

Wanted:insomniac group535

Wardrobe worries536

Prayer of a stay-at-home mother in mid August538